The United States of Spmglandia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.595 billion Spmglandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bentelay. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Spmglandian economy, worth 490 trillion Spmglandian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,646 Spmglandian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and on-duty Air Spmglandia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spmglandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Spmglandia is ranked 117,900^th in the world and 127^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 1,148.8 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.