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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,409th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,921st Most Devout: 3,960th
The Holy Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
De civitate et eccleßia robore
Minister of Culture
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.729 billion

LeaderKiŋ Auguſtuſ II
FaithThe Church of Splendania


The Holy Kingdom of Splendania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kiŋ Auguſtuſ II with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 4.729 billion Splendanianſ have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glæmhaven. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Splendanian economy, worth 584 trillion Shekels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,688 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, Kiŋ Auguſtuſ II sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Splendania's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Splendania.

Splendania is ranked 7,333rd in the world and 1st in Alliance of Constitutional Monarchies for Most Cultured, scoring 125 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,409thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,921stMost Devout: 3,960thBest Weather: 4,641stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,546thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,854thMost Pacifist: 6,287thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,350thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,772ndMost Inclusive: 6,785thHealthiest Citizens: 7,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,327thMost Cultured: 7,333rdTop
Safest: 8,618thSmartest Citizens: 9,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,536thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,366thMost Developed: 10,647thLargest Governments: 10,905thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,717thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,963rdNicest Citizens: 14,185thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,982nd

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