The United States of Spirsionger is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 123 million Spirsiongerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Spirsiongerian economy, worth 7.20 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,550 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, glamping Spirsiongerians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Spirsiongerian citizenship in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Spirsionger's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Spirsionger is ranked 158,126^th in the world and 924^th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 92,694 Standard Monetary Units.