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Most Devout: 151stMost Primitive: 1,488thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,368th
The Ecclesiastical Meritocracy of
Moralistic Democracy
Milia De Benedictionibus
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Spiritual Republic of Caryton

Population3.684 billion

CapitalGeorgine
LeaderDorothy Shirleyton
FaithThe Gospel Church of Caryton

CurrencyCary Credit
AnimalGolden Retriever

The Ecclesiastical Meritocracy of Spiritual Republic of Caryton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dorothy Shirleyton with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.684 billion Carytonics are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Carytonic economy, worth 425 trillion Cary Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,491 Cary Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spiritual Republic of Caryton's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Gospel Church of Caryton.

Spiritual Republic of Caryton is ranked 13,613th in the world and 16th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,542.8 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Devout: 151stMost Primitive: 1,488thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,740thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,782ndBest Weather: 6,428thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,568thLowest Crime Rates: 7,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,150thMost Cultured: 10,699thMost Efficient Economies: 11,273rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,699thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 12,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,613thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,110thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,394thLargest Governments: 16,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,717thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,977thMost Developed: 19,047thMost Influential: 19,056thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,428th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals".
  • : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up".
  • : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
  • : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • : Spiritual Republic of Caryton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Spiritual Republic of Caryton, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.

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