by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500th Most Armed: 1,280th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,686th
The Imperial-Socialist Free Land of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Less Grass Mowing, More InglÚs!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Imperial-Socialist Free Land of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SLIM with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.013 billion Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miraclesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Real Hip-Hop. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miraclesian economy, worth 208 trillion Solid Gold Filthy Franks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,401 Solid Gold Filthy Franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's national animal is the Dank Engine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is IMSOC.

Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is ranked 26,110th in the world and 1,099th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 255,257.24 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500thMost Armed: 1,280thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,686thMost Influential: 1,774thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,074thHighest Crime Rates: 2,454thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,696thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,050thLargest Black Market: 3,990thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,024thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,499thHighest Average Incomes: 4,508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,598thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,432ndMost Inclusive: 7,667thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,741stLargest Gambling Industry: 8,825thMost Efficient Economies: 9,281stMost Developed: 9,433rdMost Secular: 9,898thMost Cultured: 12,602ndSmartest Citizens: 13,436thHighest Drug Use: 15,002ndLongest Average Lifespans: 15,040thLargest Governments: 15,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,600th
Most Armed: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 141st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 146th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 165th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 259th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 268th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 277th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 405th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 416th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 451st in the regionMost Developed: 512th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 530th in the regionMost Secular: 557th in the regionMost Influential: 582nd in the regionMost Cultured: 602nd in the regionLargest Governments: 627th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 673rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 776th in the regionRudest Citizens: 787th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 798th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 800th in the regionNudest: 823rd in the region

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