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The Imperial-Socialist Free Land of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by SLIM with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.913 billion Miraclesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Real Hip-Hop. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Miraclesian economy, worth 511 trillion Solid Gold Filthy Franks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,445 Solid Gold Filthy Franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
High-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime is totally unknown. Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's national animal is the Dank Engine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is IMSOC.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
- : Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles endorsed The Byzantine Empire of Constantinolia.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles was endorsed by The Byzantine Empire of Constantinolia.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
- : Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles changed its national demonym to "Miraclesian" and its demonym adjective to "Miraclesian".
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