The Imperial-Socialist Free Land of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by SLIM with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.331 billion Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miraclesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Real Hip-Hop. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miraclesian economy, worth 293 trillion Solid Gold Filthy Franks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,444 Solid Gold Filthy Franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miraclesian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime is totally unknown. Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's national animal is the Dank Engine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is IMSOC.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miraclesian military unleashed its biological weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
- : Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A SLIM For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of SLIM's supporters.
- : Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles endorsed The Principality of Bananaaaaa.
- : Following new legislation in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, abortions are routinely performed in Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's hospitals.
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