Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles
Population | 11.141 billion |
Capital | Capital City |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | Religion |
Currency | Currency |
Animal | Animal |
The Pretitle of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.141 billion Demonyms are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Demonym economy, worth a remarkable 6,982 trillion Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 626,768 Currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's radio stations, and Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religion.
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is ranked 6,627th in the world and 321st in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 10,570.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
- : Following new legislation in
Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
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Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
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Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
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Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
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Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
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Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
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Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.