by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 423rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 772nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 868th
The Imperial-Socialist Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Less Grass Mowing, More InglÚs!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Imperial-Socialist Free Land of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by SLIM with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.331 billion Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miraclesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Real Hip-Hop. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miraclesian economy, worth 293 trillion Solid Gold Filthy Franks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,444 Solid Gold Filthy Franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miraclesian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime is totally unknown. Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's national animal is the Dank Engine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is IMSOC.

Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is ranked 5,392nd in the world and 254th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 362.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 423rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 868thHighest Poor Incomes: 999thMost Influential: 1,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,675thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,845thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,237thLargest Black Market: 2,867thHighest Average Incomes: 3,673rdMost Secular: 3,899thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,287thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,392ndMost Inclusive: 5,904thMost Developed: 7,332ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,361stLargest Governments: 7,570thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,555thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,536thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,900thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,481stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,624thSmartest Citizens: 12,107thMost Cultured: 12,111thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,426thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,484thHealthiest Citizens: 13,865thMost Authoritarian: 16,314th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 134th in the regionMost Secular: 229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 254th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 275th in the regionLargest Governments: 298th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 341st in the regionMost Inclusive: 356th in the regionMost Developed: 394th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 406th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 407th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 416th in the regionMost Influential: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 484th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 563rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 567th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 567th in the regionMost Cultured: 577th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 586th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 622nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 739th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 831st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 970th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 182 » Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, South Grand Mountain, Siwale, The Sanada Clan, Kwaj, HoNg KoNg EmPiRe, Legique, Panama Coalition, The Akhara Islands, Orslan, Great Bights Mum, Notyoutopia, Puczovska, Zedeya, Kaschovia, Reannia, Aldion, Holy Oranz, Friently, Shadowrik, Sunto, Yaorozu, Vszeklina, Bharathvarsh, The Iron Lions, Drusselstein, Kingdom of Space, Auceorion, Ostrinios, WE Empire, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Diodone, Kelvaros Prime, Paxiosolange, Selfgradatude, American MapleStory, Coemgen, Anima Proxa, Sil Dorsett, Alice Gardens, Tharissus, Yeraennus, Forunte, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Plembobria, HMS Unicorn, El Doradi, Zemnaya Svoboda, and 132 others.Ainsworth, Sheppey, Zebiddier, The Russland kingdom, Alscotia, Aenglaland, The Global Socialist Republic, AdyLand, The Official United States of America, Misthas, Prevaland, CamdyCane FruitSnack, Lupus Imperium, Kyoki Chudoku, The Utopian Movement, Sankami, Buckerino, Ausrea, Ausmercia, Stareogratia, Ice and Tinian, Transhumanist Anarchical Union, Horsley Land, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Lotion Empire, Cuyan, Natorik, Vogonlandia, Seven Hills, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Staics, Cloydicia, Che Sana Und, Bayern-Straubing, Lord Ravenclaw, Palespana, Superior Indonesia, Aerilia, Blurds, The Lancerian Empire, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, General COE, Dodione, Xentherida, Elvero, Coppicia, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Maestros haven, Tredano, Pakistan 001, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Territorio di Nessuno, Lionia, Murican Eagle, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Phillywob, Asuroka, Slaughterhouse Nine, Wodan, Beodarasc, Ribbleton, Wineclaw, Thenaca, The Archer Republic, Felhaven, Pria Xennes, Xinchao, Uruguayan, Hardonius, Deropia, Republic of Dixie, Lucedeia, Bax-Landia, North Armatas, Avornica, Victoriaans Nederlands, The Syca, Xystopia, ThE eNd oF eE, New-El, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, What is new, Libotionia, Mar america, Kilactic Regeneration, Khorazan, Zanderslovya, Great Solordia, Apetopia, ShortBusCrashed, Englachev, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sylcar, Minka Darykaan, Camarthen, Maott, The Austro Germanic Union, Agrauron, GDL3, Dreylus, Azzarel, Mecca-Switzerland, Mzeusia, Nyvan, Gladio II, Cisplatinaa, Celebia, Zigarusstan, Pegswood of northumberland, Malvad, TerranulliuZ, NatsukiLand, Ostrekoj, Sanjurika, How to get yourself banned from NS, SchoolHouse Rock, Dechire par la Guerre, Merconitonitopia, Gospel Power, Sam Hinkie, Astal Aavors, Edwerlantin, Techislovakia, Ultima Atlantea, Bridgett, Kaiserreich von Deutschland, Unsophisticate, and Bananaaaaa.

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