by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 351st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 390th
The Imperial-Socialist Free Land of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Less Grass Mowing, More InglÚs!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles

Population1.913 billion

CapitalReal Hip-Hop

CurrencySolid Gold Filthy Frank
AnimalDank Engine

The Imperial-Socialist Free Land of Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by SLIM with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.913 billion Miraclesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Real Hip-Hop. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclesian economy, worth 511 trillion Solid Gold Filthy Franks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,445 Solid Gold Filthy Franks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime is totally unknown. Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles's national animal is the Dank Engine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is IMSOC.

Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles is ranked 17,079th in the world and 738th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,827.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 351stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 390thHighest Poor Incomes: 496thMost Influential: 661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 998thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,023rdMost Secular: 1,389thLargest Black Market: 1,520thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,045thLargest Governments: 3,814thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,363rdMost Inclusive: 4,521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,897thMost Developed: 4,899thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,943rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,944thSmartest Citizens: 7,714thMost Cultured: 8,135thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,337thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,039thHighest Drug Use: 10,606thHealthiest Citizens: 10,765thRudest Citizens: 13,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,702ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,408thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,079th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Secular: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 147th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 199th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 238th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 250th in the regionMost Influential: 253rd in the regionMost Developed: 267th in the regionMost Inclusive: 274th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 360th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 362nd in the regionMost Cultured: 389th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 416th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 420th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 432nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 444th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 475th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 565th in the regionRudest Citizens: 592nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 642nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 654th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 738th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 758th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 869th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 888th in the regionNudest: 919th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,011th in the region

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