by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 387thMost Devout: 724thLargest Gambling Industry: 739th
The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
This is incredibly broken, and of course, perfectly bal
God King Spiff
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.271 billion

LeaderGod King Spiff


The Kingdom of Spifftopiania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God King Spiff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.271 billion Spifftopians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spifftopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Spifftopianian economy, worth 622 trillion spiffcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 190,231 spiffcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,836 per year while the poor average 4,227, a ratio of 379 to 1.

Military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, Spifftopianian doors require a Ph.D. to open, and home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spifftopiania's national animal is the tea, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is teaism.

Spifftopiania is ranked 2,866th in the world and 93rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 35.52 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 387thMost Devout: 724thLargest Gambling Industry: 739thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 992ndMost Influential: 1,004thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,006thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,369thMost Patriotic: 1,826thLargest Retail Industry: 2,658thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,770thFattest Citizens: 2,866thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,007thMost Avoided: 3,022ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,116thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,400thMost Primitive: 3,515thRudest Citizens: 3,618thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,804thHighest Crime Rates: 3,981stMost Armed: 4,796thLargest Mining Sector: 5,259thMost Cultured: 7,560thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,605thHighest Average Incomes: 9,160thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,787thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,880thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,209thLargest Black Market: 10,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,959thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,616thLargest Insurance Industry: 28,869thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,438th
Largest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 35th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionMost Primitive: 61st in the regionMost Patriotic: 82nd in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 109th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 118th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 123rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 124th in the regionMost Armed: 152nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 182nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 214th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 287th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 290th in the regionMost Influential: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 328th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 357th in the regionMost Cultured: 370th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 405th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 629th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 769th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 812th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 849th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 919th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,045th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,163rd in the region

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