The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 4DA is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.813 billion Spice Harvester 4DAians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Spice Harvester 4DAian economy, worth 535 trillion spices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,151 spices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Eminent domain has been abolished, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, and anyone can get ahead in life if they want to. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester 4DA's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spice Harvester 4DA is ranked 113,794^th in the world and 107^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.29 law-abiding acts per hour.