The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 2CE is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.41 billion Spice Harvester 2CEians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.6%.

The strong Spice Harvester 2CEian economy, worth 159 trillion spices a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 66,097 spices, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and one can walk from one side of Spice Harvester 2CE City to the other without setting foot on Spice Harvester 2CEian soil. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spice Harvester 2CE's national animal is the sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spice Harvester 2CE is ranked 211,196^th in the world and 1,307^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.