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Largest Mining Sector: 6,778thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,257thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,208th
The Protectorate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Spice Harvester 203

Population1.724 billion

Currencyspice
Animalsandworm

The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 203 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.724 billion Spice Harvester 203ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Spice Harvester 203ian economy, worth 116 trillion spices a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,664 spices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, people who have lived their entire lives in Spice Harvester 203 are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, and procrastination is a national sport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester 203's national animal is the sandworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Spice Harvester 203 is ranked 78,778th in the world and 9,866th in Chicken overlords for Nudest, with 154 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6,778thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,257thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,208thMost Avoided: 16,527thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,556th
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Largest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 121st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Secular: 131st in the regionMost Avoided: 132nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 203rd in the regionMost Conservative: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 214th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 214th in the regionLargest Black Market: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 283rd in the regionMost Developed: 312th in the regionLargest Governments: 320th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 326th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 373rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 444th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 459th in the regionSafest: 460th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 538th in the regionMost Average: 639th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 679th in the regionMost Income Equality: 691st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 700th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 811th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 911th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 975th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spice Harvester 203 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 203, procrastination is a national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 203, people who have lived their entire lives in Spice Harvester 203 are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 203, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 203, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 203, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 203, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 203, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 203, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 203, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.

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