by Max Barry

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The Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State
He who controls the spice controls the universe.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Spice Harvester 179

Population8.484 billion

Currencyspice
Animalsandworm

The Protectorate of Spice Harvester 179 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.484 billion Spice Harvester 179ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spice Harvester 179ian economy, worth 788 trillion spices a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,912 spices, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,826 per year while the poor average 24,807, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up, and politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spice Harvester 179's national animal is the sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spice Harvester 179 is ranked 191,113th in the world and 604th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.47 law-abiding acts per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Spice Harvester 179 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 179, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 179, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 179, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 179, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 179, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 179, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 179, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 179, the government prefers to take a hands-off approach to catastrophes.
  • : Following new legislation in Spice Harvester 179, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers.

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