The Nuclear Galactic Empire of Sperio is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Tiberius with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 10.361 billion Sperioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sperioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Spires a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,154 Spires, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, being Supreme Leader Tiberius has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, tourists call Sperioan beach towns "the fine coastline", and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sperio's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nukeism.

Sperio is ranked 128,031^st in the world and 56^th in 21st Century Rome for Largest Black Market, with 240 billion Standard Monetary Units.