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Rudest Citizens: 877thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,203rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,221st
The Almighty Commune of
You never go full spazz.
the Grand Moff Spazzlordian
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Population5.678 billion

CapitalThe Wet Spot
Leaderthe Grand Moff Spazzlordian

Currencybuck fitty

The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Grand Moff Spazzlordian with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.678 billion Spazzholeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wet Spot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Spazzholean economy, worth a remarkable 1,007 trillion buck fitties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 177,438 buck fitties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 604,617 per year while the poor average 38,351, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

The "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, school football matches are usually five-a-side, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, and package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spazzhole's national animal is the spazzmorph, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spazzizm.

Spazzhole is ranked 196,858th in the world and 8,027th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 66.13 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Rudest Citizens: 877thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,203rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,221stLargest Retail Industry: 1,313thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,513thFattest Citizens: 1,657thMost Influential: 1,751stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,929thTop
Most Armed: 2,305thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,555thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,659thHighest Drug Use: 2,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,106thMost Avoided: 5,142ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,266thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,664thMost Inclusive: 8,004thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,184thHighest Average Incomes: 8,718thMost Efficient Economies: 10,094thLargest Black Market: 10,331stTop
Nudest: 10,479thSmartest Citizens: 11,160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,165thMost Cultured: 11,553rdLargest Gambling Industry: 12,407thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,608thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,718thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,450thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,668thHighest Economic Output: 16,643rdMost Politically Free: 17,221stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,422ndMost Secular: 17,492ndMost Stationary: 17,817thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18,773rd
Highest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionMost Armed: 52nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionMost Avoided: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 181st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 190th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 220th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 236th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 258th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 272nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 277th in the regionLargest Black Market: 285th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 290th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionNudest: 321st in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionMost Cultured: 333rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 339th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 394th in the regionMost Politically Free: 395th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 405th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 427th in the regionLargest Populations: 483rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 492nd in the regionMost Secular: 620th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 709th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 747th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 753rd in the region

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