by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 772nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,094th Largest Retail Industry: 1,519th
The Almighty Commune of
You never go full spazz.
the Grand Moff Spazzlordian
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Population4.099 billion

CapitalThe Wet Spot
Leaderthe Grand Moff Spazzlordian

Currencybuck fitty

The Almighty Commune of Spazzhole is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the Grand Moff Spazzlordian with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.099 billion Spazzholeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wet Spot. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spazzholean economy, worth 832 trillion buck fitties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 203,042 buck fitties, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,086,682 per year while the poor average 19,866, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

It's often raining men (hallelujah) in The Wet Spot, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spazzhole's national animal is the spazzmorph, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Spazzizm.

Spazzhole is ranked 8,104th in the world and 215th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,348.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Rudest Citizens: 772ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,094thLargest Retail Industry: 1,519thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,609thTop
Most Influential: 2,005thHighest Crime Rates: 2,052ndFattest Citizens: 2,355thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,937thMost Armed: 2,941stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,114thLargest Black Market: 4,539thHighest Average Incomes: 5,475thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,825thMost Inclusive: 7,041stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,387thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,630thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,104thMost Pro-Market: 8,217thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,675thMost Efficient Economies: 8,743rdHighest Drug Use: 8,786thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,946thSmartest Citizens: 9,957thMost Cultured: 12,729thMost Extreme: 13,249thMost Developed: 13,814thMost Politically Free: 14,545thLargest Governments: 14,601stNudest: 14,678thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,793rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,007thMost Secular: 15,319thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,370thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,571stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,239thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,629th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Armed: 63rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 74th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 130th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 184th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 206th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 215th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 238th in the regionMost Inclusive: 242nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 290th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 301st in the regionNudest: 339th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 356th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 358th in the regionMost Politically Free: 360th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 362nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 375th in the regionLargest Governments: 388th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Stationary: 406th in the regionMost Developed: 424th in the regionMost Extreme: 466th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 488th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 501st in the regionMost Secular: 521st in the regionLargest Populations: 546th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 617th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in The Wet Spot.
  • : Spazzhole was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, the nation leads the South Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, former royals stand on the street corner with signs reading "will cut ribbons for money".
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Spazzhole, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.


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