The Federation of Spaymar Gembionopria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 588 million Спаймар Гембионоприанс are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Санкт-Петербург. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Спеймар Гембионоприан economy, worth 26.5 trillion Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,063 Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power, fraternities are notoriously exclusive, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spaymar Gembionopria's national animal is the Медведь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spaymar Gembionopria is ranked 285,288^th in the world and 259^th in Karma for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.