The Kingdom of Spank nation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kiba with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 2.434 billion Spank nationians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolvarski Spring. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Spank nationian economy, worth 455 trillion Semens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,154 Semens, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, and the SNBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Spank nation's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spank nation is ranked 27,613^th in the world and 31^st in Chicken overlords for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,441.18 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.