The BIG SHOT Republic of Spamtonn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Spamton G Spamtonn with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 1.243 billion BIGSHOTS have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spamtonnia. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse ENL4RGED economy, worth 119 trillion Kromers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 95,945 Kromers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The World BIG SHOT Republic Games have been won again by Spamtonn as no other country cares enough to compete, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spamtonn's national animal is the Pipi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ERR404.

Spamtonn is ranked 158,114^th in the world and 3,248^th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.