The Kromertastic State of Spamton G Spamtoon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Spamton G Spamton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.331 billion Addisons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goddamn Garbage Can. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Addison economy, worth 202 trillion KROMERS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 152,330 KROMERS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 580,127 per year while the poor average 27,704, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Much of Spamton G Spamtoon's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and protestors are soaking piles of KROMERS in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spamton G Spamtoon's national animal is the Pipis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hyperlink blocked.

Spamton G Spamtoon is ranked 62,385^th in the world and 1,405^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,648.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.