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Largest Retail Industry: 2,320thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,663rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,992nd
The Kromertastic State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Spamton G Spamton
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Spamton G Spamtoon

Population1.331 billion

CapitalGoddamn Garbage Can
LeaderSpamton G Spamton
FaithHyperlink blocked

CurrencyKROMER
AnimalPipis

The Kromertastic State of Spamton G Spamtoon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Spamton G Spamton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.331 billion Addisons are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goddamn Garbage Can. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Addison economy, worth 202 trillion KROMERS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 152,330 KROMERS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 580,127 per year while the poor average 27,704, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

Much of Spamton G Spamtoon's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and protestors are soaking piles of KROMERS in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Spamton G Spamtoon's national animal is the Pipis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hyperlink blocked.

Spamton G Spamtoon is ranked 62,385th in the world and 1,405th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,648.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,320thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,663rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,992ndFattest Citizens: 4,223rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,310thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,863rdMost Avoided: 5,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,362ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,924thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,182ndRudest Citizens: 6,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,224thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,506thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,707thMost Influential: 9,766thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,537thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,511thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,650thHighest Average Incomes: 14,721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,239thMost Armed: 15,468thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,546thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,346thLargest Mining Sector: 22,256thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,409thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,230thMost Secular: 25,467th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 64th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 90th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 116th in the regionFattest Citizens: 126th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 127th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 141st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionMost Avoided: 161st in the regionRudest Citizens: 206th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 246th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 299th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 314th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 328th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 334th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 344th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 358th in the regionMost Armed: 360th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 421st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 455th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 468th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 473rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 521st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 522nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 525th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 559th in the regionMost Developed: 598th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 624th in the regionMost Secular: 664th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 689th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 703rd in the regionMost Cultured: 714th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spamton G Spamtoon, protestors are soaking piles of KROMERS in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Spamton G Spamtoon, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Spamton G Spamtoon, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Spamton G Spamtoon, much of Spamton G Spamtoon's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Spamton G Spamtoon lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Spamton G Spamtoon, neighboring nations are tired of Spamton G Spamtoon's big fish stories.
  • : Spamton G Spamtoon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Spamton G Spamtoon, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Spamton G Spamtoon, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Spamton G Spamtoon, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's KROMER reserves.

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