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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
WAAAAGH
The Glorious and Infalliable Leader
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Space Ork Horde

Population11.446 billion

CapitalWherever
LeaderThe Glorious and Infalliable Leader

CurrencyRock
AnimalRock

The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Glorious and Infalliable Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.446 billion Space Orks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient A Space Ork economy, worth a remarkable 7,078 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 618,388 Rocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,687,184 per year while the poor average 47,379, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from The Glorious and Infalliable Leader's rear echelons, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Space Ork Horde's national animal is the Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Space Ork Horde is ranked 257,429th in the world and 2nd in PolCompBall Discord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -32.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16thMost Patriotic: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 114thHighest Average Incomes: 153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 252ndLargest Black Market: 262ndMost Secular: 310thMost Armed: 389thMost Avoided: 485thLargest Insurance Industry: 848thLargest Governments: 856thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 869thFattest Citizens: 938thLargest Mining Sector: 961stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,093rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,096thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,292ndHighest Economic Output: 1,327thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,679thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,151stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,712thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,024thRudest Citizens: 3,315thSmartest Citizens: 8,031stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,156thMost Efficient Economies: 8,392ndMost Conservative: 8,456thLargest Retail Industry: 9,681stLowest Crime Rates: 10,440thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,136thMost Authoritarian: 21,137thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,261stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,106th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from The Glorious and Infalliable Leader's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the A Space Ork war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
  • : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.

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