The Republic of Sozlanden is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by LKY with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.065 billion Sozlandenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faire. The average income tax rate is 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sozlandenian economy, worth 330 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 160,112 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation excels at displacement, airport security is provided by private companies, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sozlanden's national animal is the Sealion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hedonistic Utilitarianism.

Sozlanden is ranked 158,500^th in the world and 7,472^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 145.12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.