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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rdLargest Welfare Programs: 98thMost Advanced Public Transport: 122nd
The United Socialist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Proletarians of all countries unite
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Sowjet Union

Population8.638 billion

Currencyno currency
Animalsea ant

The United Socialist States of Sowjet Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.638 billion Sowjet Unionians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Sowjet Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion no currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is an impressive 171,004 no currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sowjet Union's national animal is the sea ant, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sowjet Union is ranked 214,636th in the world and 6,939th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rdLargest Welfare Programs: 98thMost Advanced Public Transport: 122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 320thMost Pacifist: 459thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 507thMost Advanced Public Education: 532ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 616thNicest Citizens: 641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 646thLeast Corrupt Governments: 802ndSafest: 860thLargest Governments: 1,045thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,168thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,230thMost Inclusive: 1,342ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,369thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,558thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,835thHighest Food Quality: 1,843rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,172ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,192ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,220thBest Weather: 2,294thMost Cultured: 2,621stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,679thSmartest Citizens: 3,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,059thMost Developed: 6,346thHighest Average Incomes: 10,395thTop
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Most Secular: 11,539thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,359thHighest Economic Output: 12,395thMost Income Equality: 16,542nd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 89th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 200th in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 435th in the regionNudest: 467th in the regionMost Income Equality: 487th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 529th in the regionMost Secular: 554th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 666th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic.
  • : Sowjet Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
  • : Following new legislation in Sowjet Union, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.

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