The Grow House of Soviet Trailer Park is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Park Supervisor with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.771 billion Trailer Park Boys are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supervisor's Trailer. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Greasy economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,620 grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park Supervisor has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, people applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, and heart attack victims are thrown onto the rails. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Trailer Park's national animal is the ladybug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Soviet Trailer Park is ranked 18,638^th in the world and 116^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.87 law-abiding acts per hour.