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Most Influential: 1,554thHighest Drug Use: 1,611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,031st
The Grow House of
Iron Fist Socialists
To each according to tolerance
Randy Lahey
Civil Rights
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Soviet Trailer Park

Population1.929 billion

Capitalthe supervisor's trailer
LeaderRandy Lahey


The Grow House of Soviet Trailer Park is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Randy Lahey with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.929 billion trailer park boys are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the supervisor's trailer. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Greasy economy, worth 336 trillion grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 174,343 grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Trailer Park's national animal is the ladybug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Trailer Park is ranked 11,449th in the world and 53rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.07 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Influential: 1,554thHighest Drug Use: 1,611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,031stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,063rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,258thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,066thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,316thMost Inclusive: 3,534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,193rdMost Income Equality: 4,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,486thNicest Citizens: 4,532ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,605thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,608thLargest Governments: 4,665thMost Developed: 4,848thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,232ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,259thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,371stHighest Food Quality: 5,521stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,674thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,337thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,408thSmartest Citizens: 6,699thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,752ndMost Cultured: 8,081stBest Weather: 9,171stNudest: 9,860thHighest Average Incomes: 10,604thHealthiest Citizens: 11,301stMost Secular: 11,398thMost Efficient Economies: 11,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,716thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,598thMost Patriotic: 14,766thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,002ndLargest Black Market: 21,006thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,251stLowest Crime Rates: 25,342nd
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionMost Income Equality: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 55th in the region

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