The Grow House of Soviet Trailer Park is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Randy Lahey with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.929 billion trailer park boys are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the supervisor's trailer. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Greasy economy, worth 336 trillion grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 174,343 grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Trailer Park's national animal is the ladybug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Trailer Park is ranked 11,449^th in the world and 53^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.07 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.