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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,421stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,434th
The Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
LONG LIVE OUR SOVIET MOTHERLAND
Comrade Stalin
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Soviet Socialists Republicx

Population3.281 billion

CapitalMoscow
LeaderComrade Stalin
FaithURA

CurrencyRuble
AnimalAll Animals Equal Under Comrade Stalin

The Union of Soviet Socialists Republicx is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Stalin with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.281 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 79.4%.

The powerhouse Russian economy, worth 433 trillion Rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,116 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the government has returned all business to private ownership, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Socialists Republicx's national animal is the All Animals Equal Under Comrade Stalin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is URA.

Soviet Socialists Republicx is ranked 16,476th in the world and 110th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Authoritarian, with 2,797.17 milliStalins.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,125thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,421stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,625thMost Influential: 5,533rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,294thLargest Black Market: 7,707thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,492ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,763rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,124thLargest Governments: 15,204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,975thMost Authoritarian: 16,476thMost Devout: 16,877thHighest Average Incomes: 18,232ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,707thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,689th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the region

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