The Republic of Soviet repub is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Andy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 4.283 billion Soviet republicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare, Education, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porlando floridrida. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Soviet republican economy, worth 289 trillion Macdoonalds monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,691 Macdoonalds monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, and the military is plagued with unethical researchers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet repub's national animal is the Wendidook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gorilla Glue.

Soviet repub is ranked 271,224^th in the world and 16^th in Odrya for Most Avoided, scoring 1.25 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.