Population | 8.109 billion |
Leader | Super Ozzy |
Currency | mark |
Animal | Orange and white cat |
The Bolshevik Revolution of Soviet Ozzalonia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Super Ozzy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.109 billion Soviet Ozzalonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.8%.
The powerhouse Soviet Ozzalonian economy, worth 562 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,320 marks, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Super Ozzy has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, Soviet Ozzalonia has designated Soviet Ozzalonia City as its capital city, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Ozzalonia's national animal is the Orange and white cat.
Soviet Ozzalonia is ranked 182,932nd in the world and 15th in Foxtopia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 728.91 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soviet Ozzalonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Soviet Ozzalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Soviet Ozzalonia's influence in Foxtopia fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Soviet Ozzalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Soviet Ozzalonia's influence in Foxtopia rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Soviet Ozzalonia's influence in Foxtopia rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Soviet Ozzalonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Soviet Ozzalonia's influence in Foxtopia rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Soviet Ozzalonia's influence in Foxtopia rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Soviet Ozzalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.