by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 9,248th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,786th
The Czechoslovakia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Republika pre ľudí
Prime minister Zina
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Soviet North Slovakia

Population4.009 billion

LeaderPrime minister Zina

AnimalSlovakia Wolf

The Czechoslovakia of Soviet North Slovakia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime minister Zina with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.009 billion Soviet North Slovakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zilina. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Soviet North Slovakian economy, worth 201 trillion Rubbies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 50,214 Rubbies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soviet North Slovakia has designated Zilina as its capital city, elections are outlawed and a hairstylist has recently received a government appointment, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and Prime minister Zina has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet North Slovakia's national animal is the Slovakia Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Soviet North Slovakia is ranked 131,289th in the world and 18th in RHINIA for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 33.85 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Authoritarian: 9,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,786th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

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