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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,879th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,482nd Lowest Crime Rates: 5,522nd
The Marx-Leninist Union of
Democratic Socialists
Into our Death: Blue, Black, Red!
Aleksandrovic Brunerovkha
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Soviet Lestland

Population2.247 billion

LeaderAleksandrovic Brunerovkha

CurrencyLestlandian Schilling

The Marx-Leninist Union of Soviet Lestland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aleksandrovic Brunerovkha with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 2.247 billion Lestlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viennobratislav. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Lestlandian economy, worth 267 trillion Lestlandian Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,990 Lestlandian Schillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and there is a law against "filthy foreign food". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Lestland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marxism-Leninism.

Soviet Lestland is ranked 165,686th in the world and 100th in The Revolutionary Communist Alliance for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -15.3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,879thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,522ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,859thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,239thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,740thMost Efficient Economies: 9,827thLargest Governments: 10,014thNicest Citizens: 11,211thMost Developed: 11,585thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,048thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,279thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,042ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,572ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,425thSafest: 15,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,422ndMost Income Equality: 16,813th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the region

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