The Federal Socialist Republic of Soviet Haaregrad is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Central Soviet of the CISR with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.004 billion Soviet Haaregradians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mistograd. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Haaregradian economy, worth a remarkable 2,757 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,105 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, Mistograd spends billions upgrading public transport, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Haaregrad's national animal is the dragonbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Soviet Haaregrad is ranked 208,632^nd in the world and 22^nd in The DankLeft Commune for Most Devout, with 13.33 prayers per hour.