Population | 35.957 billion |
Capital | Mistograd |
Leader | the Central Soviet of the CISR |
Currency | credit |
Animal | dragonbird |
The Federal Socialist Republic of Soviet Haaregrad is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Central Soviet of the CISR with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 35.957 billion Haaregradians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mistograd. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Soviet Haaregradian economy, worth a remarkable 2,952 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,105 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Haaregrad's national animal is the dragonbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Soviet Haaregrad is ranked 298,003rd in the world and 12th in The DankLeft Commune for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.94 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soviet Haaregrad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
- : Soviet Haaregrad was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Lennonia, curing 77 million infected.
- : Soviet Haaregrad was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Lennonia, curing 105 million infected.
- : Soviet Haaregrad was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Lennonia, curing 47 million infected.
- : Soviet Haaregrad was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Lennonia, curing 113 million infected.
- : Soviet Haaregrad was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Lennonia, curing 56 million infected.
- : Soviet Haaregrad was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Lennonia, curing 52 million infected.
- : Soviet Haaregrad was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Lennonia, curing 100 million infected.
- : Soviet Haaregrad was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Lennonia, curing 158 million infected.
- : Soviet Haaregrad was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Lennonia, curing 130 million infected.