The Federal Socialist Republic of Soviet Haaregrad is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Central Soviet of the CISR with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 35.826 billion Haaregradians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mistograd. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Haaregradian economy, worth a remarkable 2,941 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,105 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Haaregrad's national animal is the dragonbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Soviet Haaregrad is ranked 262,244^th in the world and 11^th in The DankLeft Commune for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.