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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,102ndLargest Populations: 2,763rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,980th
The Federal Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
The People are the Power!
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Soviet Haaregrad

Population34.004 billion

Leaderthe Central Soviet of the CISR


The Federal Socialist Republic of Soviet Haaregrad is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Central Soviet of the CISR with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.004 billion Soviet Haaregradians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mistograd. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Haaregradian economy, worth a remarkable 2,757 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,105 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, Mistograd spends billions upgrading public transport, and school lockers are filled with fancy underwear. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Haaregrad's national animal is the dragonbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Soviet Haaregrad is ranked 208,632nd in the world and 22nd in The DankLeft Commune for Most Devout, with 13.33 prayers per hour.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,102ndLargest Populations: 2,763rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,980thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,495thHighest Economic Output: 7,759thMost Developed: 13,419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,742ndSmartest Citizens: 13,896thTop
Nicest Citizens: 14,626thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,667thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,989thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,801stMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,003rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,642ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,931stMost Advanced Public Education: 26,654th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the region

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