The People's Republic of Soviet Angola is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 216 million Soviet Angolans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Soviet Angolan economy, worth 1.47 trillion Kwanzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 6,784 Kwanzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Angola's national animal is the Giant Sable Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Soviet Angola is ranked 143,171^st in the world and 169^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 292.04 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.