The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Souverain Revachol is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.304 billion Revacholians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Revacholian economy, worth 144 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bar Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 110,953 Candy Cane Gold Bar Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, pranking is an art form, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Souverain Revachol's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Scarabia.

Souverain Revachol is ranked 312,697^th in the world and 3,505^th in the Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -11.31 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.