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Most Valuable International Artwork: 922ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,520thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,091st
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Southern Parris Island

Population3.654 billion

CapitalParris City
LeaderKelley
FaithChristianity

CurrencyUSD
AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of Southern Parris Island is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kelley with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.654 billion Parris have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parris City. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Parris Islandian economy, worth 503 trillion USDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,880 USDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, Kelley's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Parris Island's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Southern Parris Island is ranked 92,750th in the world and 7th in The Rocky Taiga for Most Stationary, with 205.35995190288 Days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,520thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,091stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,351stLargest Black Market: 9,628thMost Devout: 9,750thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,977thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,005thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,510thMost Developed: 15,530thMost Efficient Economies: 16,250thHighest Average Incomes: 17,469thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,621stLowest Crime Rates: 19,266thHealthiest Citizens: 19,383rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,416th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Southern Parris Island, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Parris Island, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Parris Island, Kelley's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Parris Island, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Parris Island, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Parris Island, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Kelley.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Parris Island, the weather in Parris City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Parris Island, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Parris Island, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Southern Parris Island lodged a message on the The Rocky Taiga Regional Message Board.

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