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Most Primitive: 2,268th Largest Black Market: 5,541st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,757th
The People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The third estate chooses the third option.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Southern Kodiaks

Population6.799 billion

CapitalThird Estate City

CurrencyBottle Cap
AnimalChinook Salmon

The People's Republic of Southern Kodiaks is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.799 billion Southern Kodiaks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Third Estate City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.0%.

The very strong Kodiakese economy, worth 496 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,014 Bottle Caps, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, Leader claims to know what infants are thinking, and Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon.

Southern Kodiaks is ranked 28,064th in the world and 97th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,108.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,268thLargest Black Market: 5,541stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,757thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,951stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,678thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,971stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,434th
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Most Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Southern Kodiaks, Brancalandian is the primary spoken language at most major tech companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Kodiaks, Leader claims to know what infants are thinking.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Kodiaks, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Kodiaks, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Kodiaks, citizens have voted the song "Leader Smells Like A Chinook Salmon" as their new national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Kodiaks, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Kodiaks, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Kodiaks, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach.
  • : Following new legislation in Southern Kodiaks, alcoholics are lauded as national benefactors within the halls of the Ministry of Finance.
  • : Southern Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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