The TSP Card Storage of Southern Fort Knox is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.532 billion Southern Fort Knoxians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The thriving Southern Fort Knoxian economy, worth 570 trillion SPITS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,332 SPITS, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, Southern Fort Knoxians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Southern Fort Knox. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Fort Knox's national animal is the Llamas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southern Fort Knox is ranked 267,800^th in the world and 101^st in Southern Fort Knox for Most Secular, with 7.43 Atheism Rate.