The Republic of Southern Cessy Vaulls is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 3.842 billion Southern Cessy Vaullsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Southern Cessy Vaullsian economy, worth 116 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 30,318 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Cessy Vaulls's national animal is the squirrel.

Southern Cessy Vaulls is ranked 140,999^th in the world and 1^st in Tanah Melayu for Most Secular, with 17.11 Atheism Rate.