The Actively Bored State of SouthCarolina is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bored Leader Henry with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.448 billion South Carolinans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charleston. The average income tax rate is 49.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong South Carolinian economy, worth 111 trillion USDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,109 USDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SouthCarolina's national animal is the White-tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

SouthCarolina is ranked 17,152^nd in the world and 871^st in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 7,779.81 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.