Most Influential: 79th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 291st Most Efficient Economies: 323rd
The Weed Santa of
Father Knows Best State
Cute and Downright Evil
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Weed Santa of South Titania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by an Anti-Squirrel with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.103 billion South Titanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The frighteningly efficient South Titanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,569 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 197,193 credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, the Great Pyramid of New Rossyth can be seen from miles away, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Titania's national animal is the 8 legged cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yggdrasil GRO Templars.

South Titania is ranked 158,231st in the world and 283rd in Yggdrasil for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 18.03 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Influential: 79thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 291stMost Efficient Economies: 323rdLargest Retail Industry: 512thLargest Insurance Industry: 528thLargest Black Market: 1,152ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,686thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,797thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,877thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,434thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,625thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,956thLargest Mining Sector: 3,395thHighest Average Incomes: 4,429thLargest Populations: 4,510thSmartest Citizens: 4,808thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,894thMost Developed: 5,376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,701stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,074thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,524thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,516thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,954thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,022ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,413thRudest Citizens: 9,646thLargest Governments: 13,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,512th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Titania, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in South Titania, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.
  • : Following new legislation in South Titania, the Great Pyramid of New Rossyth can be seen from miles away.
  • : Following new legislation in South Titania, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in South Titania, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : South Titania lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in South Titania, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in South Titania, An Anti-Squirrel's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : South Titania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in South Titania, skateparks can be found in every city.

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