by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 83rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 290th Most Efficient Economies: 325th
The Weed Santa of
Father Knows Best State
Cute and Downright Evil
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Weed Santa of South Titania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by an Anti-Squirrel with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.697 billion South Titanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The frighteningly efficient South Titanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,792 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 202,839 credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on South Titanians's kindness, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and hundreds of teenagers die every year at the South Titanian Hungry Games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Titania's national animal is the 8 legged cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yggdrasil GRO Templars.

South Titania is ranked 153,767th in the world and 192nd in Yggdrasil for Most Avoided, scoring 0.83 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Influential: 83rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 290thMost Efficient Economies: 325thLargest Retail Industry: 438thLargest Insurance Industry: 520thLargest Black Market: 963rdHighest Economic Output: 1,614thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,800thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,892ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,946thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,371stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,490thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,108thLargest Mining Sector: 3,538thLargest Populations: 4,307thHighest Average Incomes: 4,324thSmartest Citizens: 4,839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,503rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,576thMost Developed: 5,799thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,792ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,267thMost Stationary: 7,429thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,820thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,096thLowest Crime Rates: 8,745thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,783rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,564thLargest Governments: 12,336thRudest Citizens: 15,157thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,825th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the region

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