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Rudest Citizens: 2,884thLargest Retail Industry: 3,217thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,358th
The Incorporated States of
Corporate Bordello
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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South Texia

Population2.354 billion

CapitalSan Antonio

Currencyalmighty dollar
Animalunicorn

The Incorporated States of South Texia is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.354 billion South Texians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. The average income tax rate is 6.0%.

The frighteningly efficient South Texian economy, worth 304 trillion almighty dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,499 almighty dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and the South Texian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. South Texia's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

South Texia is ranked 45,234th in the world and 1st in Sohcahtoa for Most Politically Free, scoring 75.24 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,884thLargest Retail Industry: 3,217thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,358thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,394thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,395thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,912thMost Avoided: 7,400thLargest Mining Sector: 9,824thTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,414thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,941stHighest Average Incomes: 19,076thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,153rdMost Developed: 19,431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,976thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,637th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : South Texia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : South Texia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : South Texia's influence in Sohcahtoa rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : South Texia's influence in Sohcahtoa fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : South Texia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : South Texia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : South Texia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : South Texia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : South Texia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies, Highest Drug Use, and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : South Texia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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