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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 304th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The age of reaction ends. The future is ours to write.
General Secretary Turaniski
Vice Executive
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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South Reinkalistan

Population4.203 billion

LeaderGeneral Secretary Turaniski
FaithEnlightenment Doctrine


The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Turaniski with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.203 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,275 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

South Reinkalistan's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, tax rises are attributed to divine will, nations across the world are quick to praise General Secretary Turaniski's good looks and intellectual prowess, and South Reinkalistan's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Enlightenment Doctrine.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 1,272nd in the world and 1st in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Largest Black Market, with 2,340 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 304thHighest Poor Incomes: 443rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 513thMost Devout: 781stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,147thLargest Black Market: 1,272ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,417thHighest Average Incomes: 1,446thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,458thLargest Mining Sector: 1,930thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,313thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,600thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,173rdLargest Governments: 3,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,596thMost Avoided: 4,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,716thMost Conservative: 4,780thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,410thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,083rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,457thMost Authoritarian: 6,809thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,340thMost Efficient Economies: 9,164thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,696thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,651stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,905thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,432ndMost Developed: 12,782ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,180thMost Income Equality: 22,088th

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