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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 233rd
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We stand, motionless; prepared, reserved, and vigilant.
President Mozhkin Turaniski
Influence
Eminence Grise
Vice Executive
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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South Reinkalistan

Population4.855 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak
LeaderPresident Mozhkin Turaniski
FaithVanguard Cultism

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.855 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 372,593 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 200,013th in the world and 6th in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.24 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 120thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 233rdHighest Poor Incomes: 363rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 387thMost Patriotic: 404thMost Devout: 494thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 794thMost Corrupt Governments: 852ndMost Armed: 1,010thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,044thLargest Black Market: 1,051stHighest Average Incomes: 1,056thLargest Mining Sector: 1,297thLowest Crime Rates: 1,768thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,406thLargest Governments: 2,616thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,694thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,400thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,522ndMost Conservative: 4,709thMost Authoritarian: 5,331stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,925thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,109thMost Efficient Economies: 8,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,304thHighest Economic Output: 9,604thMost Developed: 10,573rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,819thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 18,437thMost Extreme: 20,924th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, citizens often glare angrily at jet contrails.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, aeroplanes have been converted into housing units after all air travel was outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour.

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