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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Chains bend, shackles break; the people are freed.
President Mozhkin Turaniski
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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South Reinkalistan

Population5.427 billion

LeaderPresident Mozhkin Turaniski
FaithVanguard Cultism


The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.427 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,137 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 393,900 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, President Mozhkin Turaniski's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 7,908th in the world and 7th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.13 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206thHighest Poor Incomes: 230thMost Patriotic: 289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 325thMost Devout: 443rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 565thMost Conservative: 627thMost Corrupt Governments: 754thHighest Average Incomes: 894thMost Armed: 940thLargest Black Market: 953rdLargest Insurance Industry: 997thLargest Mining Sector: 1,213thLowest Crime Rates: 1,553rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,890thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,239thLargest Governments: 2,329thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,114thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,120thMost Authoritarian: 3,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,832ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,424thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,485thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,524thMost Efficient Economies: 7,908thHighest Economic Output: 8,049thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,197thMost Developed: 10,260thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,606thMost Income Equality: 16,028thMost Extreme: 16,793rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,458th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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