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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,843rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,376thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,657th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Corporate Police State
Always Twirling, Twirling Toward Freedom
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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South Pacifica Isles

Population5.906 billion

LeaderGeneral Shoigu

Animalflying turtle

The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by General Shoigu with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.906 billion South Pacificans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.8%.

The all-consuming South Pacifica Islesian economy, worth 568 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 96,203 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 629,746 per year while the poor average 5,775, a ratio of 109 to 1.

One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for General Shoigu's office, weather reports simply advise South Pacificans to 'look outside', concussed flying turtleball players cannot remember their lineup position, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. South Pacifica Isles's national animal is the flying turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

South Pacifica Isles is ranked 4,209th in the world and 97th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 629,747 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,843rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,376thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,657thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,209thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,461stMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,980thFattest Citizens: 5,157thMost Avoided: 5,238thMost Secular: 5,589thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,179thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,193rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,232ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,376thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,566thTop
Most Armed: 13,191stLargest Black Market: 13,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,477thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,304thMost Conservative: 19,918thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,998thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,901st
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionFattest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Avoided: 190th in the regionMost Secular: 191st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 239th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 285th in the regionMost Armed: 323rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 360th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 374th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 375th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 442nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 458th in the regionLargest Populations: 563rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 572nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 588th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 620th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 622nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 622nd in the regionMost Extreme: 769th in the region

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