The Free Republic of South Pacific Republic is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mister President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.562 billion South Pacifians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Pacific City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient South Pacifian economy, worth a remarkable 5,519 trillion South Pacific Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 314,258 South Pacific Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime is totally unknown. South Pacific Republic's national animal is the Leopard Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Methodism.

South Pacific Republic is ranked 633^rd in the world and 3^rd in International Democratic Union for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,083.12 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.