The Free Republic of South Pacific Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elliot Beltz with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.194 billion South Pacifians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Pacific City. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Pacifian economy, worth a remarkable 3,748 trillion South Pacific Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 284,073 South Pacific Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown. South Pacific Republic's national animal is the Leopard Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Methodism.

South Pacific Republic is ranked 10,763^rd in the world and 31^st in International Democratic Union for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.