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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,099thBest Weather: 4,167th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
You smart, you loyal. I appreciate that.
Idi Arvin
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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South North of Africa

Population9.363 billion

CapitalCoal Mine Town
LeaderIdi Arvin
FaithSuperiority

CurrencyAfrican cent
AnimalWalking fruit

The Kingdom of South North of Africa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Idi Arvin with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.363 billion South North of Africans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coal Mine Town. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South North of African economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion African cents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 138,189 African cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, only adults may purchase violent video games, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South North of Africa's national animal is the Walking fruit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Superiority.

South North of Africa is ranked 200,444th in the world and 85th in Right to Life for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,099thBest Weather: 4,167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,324thLowest Crime Rates: 5,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,538thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,718thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,203rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,419thMost Developed: 6,527thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,084thLargest Governments: 7,112thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,582ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,300thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,698thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,802ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,845thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,092ndSmartest Citizens: 11,165thMost Secular: 12,216thHighest Economic Output: 12,726thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,339thMost Influential: 13,918thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,074thHighest Average Incomes: 16,314th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South North of Africa, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : South North of Africa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : South North of Africa was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in South North of Africa, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in South North of Africa, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in South North of Africa, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : South North of Africa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in South North of Africa, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : South North of Africa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in South North of Africa, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.

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