The Sublime Mizazoic Matriarchy of South Mizazoic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Cleopatrot with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.377 billion Mizazoics are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoofen-Mansuriyya. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Mizazoic economy, worth 95.9 trillion Mizazoic Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,350 Mizazoic Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several cabinet ministers have complained that Queen Cleopatrot is giving them the evil eye, the government has an odd policy of calling snap elections at its lowest ebb of popularity, nations across the world are quick to praise Queen Cleopatrot's good looks and intellectual prowess, and political cartoons depicting Queen Cleopatrot's face on a Phoenix's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Mizazoic's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunni and Orthodox.

South Mizazoic is ranked 67,669^th in the world and 6^th in Reqau and Salasia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.45 law-abiding acts per hour.