The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South Malaysia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Maximilian Warwick Jr with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 34.115 billion South Malaysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warwick. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient South Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,081 trillion EMDS a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,693 EMDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Large sections of South Malaysia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Malaysia's national animal is the South Malay Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Malaysia is ranked 208,034^th in the world and 13^th in Hyrule for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.