The Hyrule Regional Gatekeeper of South Malaysia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Maximilian Warwick Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 30.783 billion South Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warwick. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient South Malaysian economy, worth 959 trillion EMDS a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,167 EMDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, and South Malaysia has designated Warwick as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Malaysia's national animal is the South Malay Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Malaysia is ranked 97,033^rd in the world and 5^th in Hyrule for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 487.89 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.