by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 984thMost Efficient Economies: 2,768thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,073rd
The Great Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity, Justice and Freedom!
Grand Chancellor Jonathan Xavier Calibur
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Vice Syndicate Overseer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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South Krimelski

Population3.934 billion

LeaderGrand Chancellor Jonathan Xavier Calibur

CurrencySouth Krimelskian Mark

The Great Empire of South Krimelski is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Jonathan Xavier Calibur with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 3.934 billion South Krimelskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ader-Navio. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Krimelskian economy, worth 775 trillion South Krimelskian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,210 South Krimelskian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Krimelski's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

South Krimelski is ranked 166,505th in the world and 97th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Most Avoided, scoring 0.64 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Secular: 984thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,768thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,073rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,845thLargest Governments: 5,269thMost Developed: 5,332ndMost Influential: 5,459thRudest Citizens: 5,866thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,910thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,396thHighest Average Incomes: 6,525thLowest Crime Rates: 6,694thSmartest Citizens: 6,776thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,561stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,295thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,129thHealthiest Citizens: 10,729thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,074thMost Inclusive: 11,627thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,700thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,029thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,394thHighest Drug Use: 14,450thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,568thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,974thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,667thLargest Retail Industry: 17,750th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the region

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