The Commonwealth of South Korea-kun is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Park Geun-hye with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and digital currency. The hard-working, devout population of 20.654 billion South Korea-kunians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seoul. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cute Korean economy, worth a remarkable 1,782 trillion Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,281 Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Buddhism has been named as South Korea-kun's national religion, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. South Korea-kun's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism.

South Korea-kun is ranked 291,466^th in the world and 3^rd in Hetopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 18.94 law-abiding acts per hour.