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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,552ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,839thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,271st
The Free United Samrajya of
Father Knows Best State
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South Kerala

Population2.011 billion

CapitalSyndabatiam
LeaderHooragan Lhanpi
FaithDravidism

CurrencyKunti
AnimalMalayalam Elephant

The Free United Samrajya of South Kerala is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hooragan Lhanpi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.011 billion South Malayalees are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndabatiam. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse South Malayalee economy, worth 184 trillion Kuntis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,771 Kuntis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay, sick days are on the rise, and endangered species are effective hostages against the South Malayalee military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Kerala's national animal is the Malayalam Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dravidism.

South Kerala is ranked 37,025th in the world and 36th in India for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,282.92 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Influential: 12,816thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,424thLargest Black Market: 16,207th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, endangered species are effective hostages against the South Malayalee military.
  • : South Kerala lodged a message on the India Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, an opal a day keeps the negative thoughts at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : South Kerala was endorsed by The United States of Pratik Basu.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, it's best to decline if Hooragan Lhanpi offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, there's a hole in the heart of every South Malayalee city.
  • : Following new legislation in South Kerala, many friends and relatives of Hooragan Lhanpi have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : South Kerala endorsed The United States of Pratik Basu.

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