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Most Extreme: 45thMost Authoritarian: 161stMost Conservative: 273rd
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Don't ask why my banner and flag are animes, b-baka!!
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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South Figyjharli

Population567 million

CapitalNaźherjh˛ił

CurrencyPirated Saekano
AnimalKitsune

The Dictatorship of South Figyjharli is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 567 million Tsunderes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naźherjh˛ił. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tsundere economy, worth 2.71 trillion Pirated Saekanoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,774 Pirated Saekanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, and books are often used as kindling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Figyjharli's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Figyjharli is ranked 169,121st in the world and 3,618th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Most Extreme: 45thMost Authoritarian: 161stMost Conservative: 273rdMost Income Equality: 451stTop
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Most Primitive: 4,798thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,954thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,885thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 16,231stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,298th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 140th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 191st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 237th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Figyjharli, books are often used as kindling.
  • : Following new legislation in South Figyjharli, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in South Figyjharli, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in South Figyjharli, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in South Figyjharli, most foreigners can't name the leader of South Figyjharli.
  • : South Figyjharli changed its national motto to "Don't ask why my banner and flag are animes, b-baka!!".
  • : South Figyjharli created a custom banner.
  • : South Figyjharli created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in South Figyjharli, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in South Figyjharli, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.

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