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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,554thHealthiest Citizens: 3,787thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,806th
The Democratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Unity and Prosperity
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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South Comradia

Population3.434 billion

CapitalGulagslavia
LeaderComrade Commissar

Currencypotato
Animalcomrade bear

The Democratic Republic of South Comradia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Commissar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.434 billion Comrades are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gulagslavia. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient South Comradian economy, worth 532 trillion potatoes a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,014 potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Comradia's national animal is the comrade bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

South Comradia is ranked 74,205th in the world and 384th in 10000 Islands for Largest Populations, with 3.43 billion Capita.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,554thHealthiest Citizens: 3,787thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,806thMost Influential: 3,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,033rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,050thMost Developed: 4,158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,490thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,106thSafest: 5,449thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,703rdSmartest Citizens: 5,966thMost Pacifist: 6,424thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,504thLargest Governments: 6,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,674thMost Efficient Economies: 6,689thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,020thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,302ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,918thBest Weather: 8,554thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,226thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,290thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,870thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,551stTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,241stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,622ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,400thMost Cultured: 13,768thNicest Citizens: 14,339thMost Secular: 14,988thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,703rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 105th in the regionSafest: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : South Comradia was endorsed by The United Nations of Eppur.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, foreign aid is a seedy business.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, South Comradia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in South Comradia, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation.

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