The United States of America of South Caleblan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ross Geller with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.923 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philadelphia DC. The average income tax rate is 61.8%.

The strong American economy, worth 242 trillion American dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,175 American dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, Ross Geller has just been declared ruler of South Caleblan in an international press conference, and Protestantism has been named as South Caleblan's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Caleblan's national animal is the Bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

South Caleblan is ranked 44,228^th in the world and 1,509^th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 79.53 Years.