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Largest Retail Industry: 2,515thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,272ndRudest Citizens: 3,480th
The Sub-Paradise of
Anarchy
Myliu, bučiuoju, širdelėj nešioju
Chancellor Gaspar Buhović
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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South Cahadonia

Population2.087 billion

CapitalLúbern
LeaderChancellor Gaspar Buhović
FaithLana del Rey-ism

CurrencyKròn
AnimalPhoenix

The Sub-Paradise of South Cahadonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Gaspar Buhović with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.087 billion Handlichtigin live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lúbern. The average income tax rate is 76.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Handlichtigin economy, worth 387 trillion Kròns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,719 Kròns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. South Cahadonia's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lana del Rey-ism.

South Cahadonia is ranked 262,796th in the world and 359th in The Kodiak Republic for Fattest Citizens, with 7.5 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,515thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,272ndRudest Citizens: 3,480thHighest Drug Use: 3,618thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,274thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,394thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,830thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,188thMost Inclusive: 5,867thMost Influential: 6,221stMost Efficient Economies: 6,387thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,301stNicest Citizens: 7,809thHighest Food Quality: 8,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,170thMost Cultured: 9,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,812thHighest Average Incomes: 9,834thSmartest Citizens: 10,001stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,203rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,374thMost Developed: 10,765thLargest Governments: 10,844thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,999thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,169thNudest: 13,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,165thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,286thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,636thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,315thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,075thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,369thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,847thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,455th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Politically Free: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Cahadonia, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : South Cahadonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in South Cahadonia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in South Cahadonia, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in South Cahadonia, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Following new legislation in South Cahadonia, East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural South Cahadonia.
  • : Following new legislation in South Cahadonia, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in South Cahadonia, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in South Cahadonia, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in South Cahadonia, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.

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