The Sub-Paradise of South Cahadonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Gaspar Buhović with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.087 billion Handlichtigin live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lúbern. The average income tax rate is 76.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Handlichtigin economy, worth 387 trillion Kròns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,719 Kròns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown. South Cahadonia's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lana del Rey-ism.

South Cahadonia is ranked 262,796^th in the world and 359^th in The Kodiak Republic for Fattest Citizens, with 7.5 Obesity Rate.