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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,947thMost Influential: 3,509thMost Pacifist: 5,425th
The Colony of
Democratic Socialists
Twirling Toward Freedom
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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South Blorbo

Population793 million

CapitalPlinko

Currencyscrimblo
Animalsheep

The Colony of South Blorbo is a huge, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 793 million South Blorboans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plinko. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong South Blorboan economy, worth 54.3 trillion scrimbloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,503 scrimbloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plinko spends billions upgrading public transport, Pizza Delivery facilities are being turned into sheep habitats, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Blorbo's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Blorbo is ranked 43,505th in the world and 81st in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 98 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,947thTop
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Most Influential: 3,509thMost Pacifist: 5,425thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,561stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,297thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,365thNicest Citizens: 9,871stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,191stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,416thSafest: 10,690thMost Inclusive: 11,815thBest Weather: 12,483rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,780thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,594thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,382ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,410thHealthiest Citizens: 17,379thHighest Food Quality: 17,503rdLongest Average Lifespans: 17,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,686thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,675thSmartest Citizens: 23,997th
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Most Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 41st in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 45th in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionMost Inclusive: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, Pizza Delivery facilities are being turned into sheep habitats.
  • : South Blorbo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, Plinko spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : South Blorbo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : South Blorbo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in South Blorbo, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 112 » Socialist Platypus, Ziroxeut, Duby, Ximavia, Daraln, Aether Inc, Pervincia, Nibelia, Galliadurm, Hubdova, Jolly Industries, Adalwulf, Celestial Flames, Cubanboys, Lislandia, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, StarGaiz, Tarzantos El Camosia, Ruotsaland, Seolia, Grand Order Of Lodgec, Sri Malawi, Vapo, Hydrusite, Novo Reslas, Liberto-Ancapistan, Larthonix, Padool, Stustu, Timiskrane, Nordharz, The Capitalist China Party, Terra-Prisma, Dennis the Goat, Novaros, Horacko Federation, Lan Strines Islands, Khosiastan, Yummasia, Empireedy, El Blurkistan, Stratanaasterishion, Ropen, Joesephania-Bidonia, Nova Briton, Koneule, The 7 Unions, Azaman, Paul Pasch, Cadiona, and 62 others.Miraslav, Achlos, Kinshinsoukan, Terra Celtae, Norvakin, Northshires, The Seventh German Reich, Charville, Jakelovescookieclicker, Red Finlandian Guard, Engsocial, Shovell, Benanko, Khlachten, Lugunica, LC Land, Kingdom of Faizan, Non opresive German Empire, East Groland, Balan Bar, Uncreative name, Youbetchyastan, Unidentified-nation, Utah Republic, Great Koryeo, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Wollo, The Texas Constantium, Corporate Disney, Free Azell, Mylios, Pasta Pirates, Loveable Dogs, Orlys, Olornia, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Pandorivia, Ist Grald Boy, Talvi, Panerialand, Thembery Argrand, Revendani, East Capitalistan, Neuber, Ciapore, Theocratic Disciples of Christ, Lashyr, Saraai, Galvanica, Femboykhstan, Catotoland, Falcotria, Wakaru, The Psittacines, The Error Union, Azflebrigan, Garrafismo, RNGkhstan, Ledijk, Isparta, Kursibar, and Les Iles Orientales.

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