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South Batoko

Population2.166 billion

LeaderOmir Cuklimi


The United States of South Batoko is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Omir Cuklimi with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.166 billion South Batokoni hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buaka. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The Batoko economy, worth 106 trillion batokashes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,976 batokashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. South Batoko's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Batoko is ranked 125,683rd in the world and 20th in Novapax for Highest Drug Use, scoring 28.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Devout: 8,302ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,764th
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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